Premiär 26 april 2008 på Teater Scenario

En actionperformance där allt ingår!

Blodet, svetten, smutsen och det totala engagemanget.
Majken och Sofia lever sina liv som om de vore John McClane i Die Hard-filmerna.
De ser det ingen annan ser. De hittar svar där andra inte ens ställt frågan:
Vad gör en hjälte?

An action performance all included!

The blood, the sweat, the dirt and the total commitment.
Majken and Sofia live their lifes as if they were John McClane in the Die Hard movies.
They see what nobody else sees. They find answers where others not even asked the question:
What makes a hero?

onsdag 30 maj 2007

till "Now I have a machine gun. HO-HO-HO."

DIALOGREPLIKER
-You don´t like flying, do you?
B-No, no, where´d you get that idea?
-Ya wanna know the secret of succesful air travel? After you get where you´re going, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
B-Fists with your toes.

B-How ´bout some christmas music?
-That is christmas music.

-So, you go on upstairs to the party, your lady sees you, you run into each other´s arms. Music comes up, you live happily ever after, that it?
B-It´s corny, but I could live with it.

(About the "reception machine")
B- Cute toy.
-Yeah. When you have to take a leak it´ll help you find your zipper.

H-I was hoping you made that flight.
B-I was hoping you were hoping that.

H-/.../Damn it, John, there was an opportunity out there - I had to take it -
B-No matter what it did to our marriage - ?
H-My job and my title and my salary did nothing to our marriage except change your idea of what it should be.
B-Oh, here it comes. One of those 'meaningful relationship conversations.' I never should´ve let you get those magazine subscriptions --

Skurkarnas entré.
1-(animatedly)...So, Kareem rebounds - listen, this is a great play - feeds Worthy on the break, over to A.C., to Magic, back to Worthy in the lane and -
(Suddenly the other man pulls out a Walther pistol with a silencer and iams it at the Guard´s forehead. Before the Guard can react he pulls the trigger.)
2-(dryly)Boom...two points.

Bruce och skurk. Bruce siktar på skurk.
B-Freeze, Police... Drop it or name your beneficiary.
(Han svarar inte. B cocks his Beretta. Skurk wathes him calmly.)
-You won´t hurt me.
B-Yeah? Why not?
-(smug)Because you´re a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
B-Yeah. My captain keeps telling me the same thing.
B suddenly PISTOL WHIPS skurken across the head. Skurk REELS, then swallows, worried for the first time.
B-Let´s go.
(Bråk, B dödar honom. Söker igenom honom för ledtrådar. Provar hans skor.)
-A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister.

BRUCE REAKTIONSBESKRIVNINGAR
Ser övervakningskamerorna i hallen, nere i Nakatomihuset.
/.../reacts with bored professionalism,/.../

Bruce ser skurkarna i hallen.
/QUICK CUTS as McClane´s eyes SCAN their weapons... he´s totally outgunned and he knows it./

SITUATIONER
At the Nakatomi party.
/A woman kisses him. He grins. A man kisses him.
(to himself, shaking his head)
-California./

Bruce meets Holly.
/A moment. Does the sound of the party stop for him? We konow it. For her? It´s more cryptic. We sure hope so./

/Bruce drar i brandlarmet/

Död skurk kommer ner i hissen. Innan skurkarna hinner täcka ser Holly.
//.../REACTS. She knows her husband´s abiblities...not to mention his twisted sense of humor.
Skurken sitter på en stol med en tomteluva på huvet och en lapp/el skrivet på tröjan "Now I have a machine gun. HO-HO-HO."/

BRUCE ONE LINERS
(recognizing the look, Mc Clane smiles reassuringly)
-It´s okay.
(showing badge)
I´m a cop.
(pause)
Trust me./.../

-Lots of hardware. (about cameras and security stuff)

-Is there a place I can wash up?

-Son-of-a-bitch. It works. (about the fists with your toe thing)

Hur ska han lösa situationen, telefonerna på en annan vån. är döda, tittar ut över stan.
-Shit...
kliar sig på ögonbrynet
-Think...

Tar sig mellan våningar
(mumbling to himself)
-32 construction...33 computers...

Arg på sig själv efter Takagis död
-Why the fuck didn´t you stop him?
(beat) Because, you ignorant sonofabitch, you´re dead, too. Think...think, Goddamnit!

Ser brandbilarna närma sig.
-C´mon, baby...come to Papa. I´m gonna kiss your Goddamn Dalmatian.
Ser dem vända och köra iväg.
-(realizing) Son of a bitch...

SKURK ONE LINERS OCH DIALOGER
1-We´re in.

H-Nice suit. John Philips...London? (to Takagi)

H-And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept. For there were no more worlds to conquer.
(to Takagi)
The benefits of a classical education.

H-Mr. takagi, we could dicuss industrialization or men´s fashions all day, but I´m afraid my associate, Mr. Theo, has some questions for you. Sort of fill-in-the blanks questions actually...

T/.../-You want...money? What kind of terrorists are you?
H-(amused) Who said we were terrorists?

T (about the code/.../)-I don´t know it/.../You´re just going to have to kill me -
H-Okay. (BANG!! He pulls the trigger)
H-We do it the hard way.

skurkarna har hört Bruce, men hittar honom inte.
-Nothing...

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